Chicken And A Lancer?

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
03/18/2016 at 04:01 • Filed to: OppositeCluck, Rally Chicken, chicken, Puffalump, Puffalopnik, Puffposite Lock, Lulzcer, redwoods

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Chicken and a Lancer.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 04:09

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I was on the fence over the whole chicken/duck thing but right here, right now the ‘lump looks like a duck.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 04:17

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Gobble Gobble?

Wait, those are turkeys. Cluck, cluck?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Leon711
03/18/2016 at 04:41

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nope


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > KatzManDu
03/18/2016 at 04:41

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nah


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > KatzManDu
03/18/2016 at 04:53

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Ducks go duck duck


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 05:03

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But bill, not beak.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > TheOnelectronic
03/18/2016 at 05:12

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Ducks go “gurgle gurlge” after they’re braised in orange sauce and are in my belly!


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 08:08

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Came here expecting the standard, car runs into stuffed chicken and explodes it vid like the millions out there on YouTube, left disappointed. My day is ruined :(


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 08:08

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The hunt is on!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 08:18

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Ducks all up in deez woods


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > Leon711
03/18/2016 at 08:23

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Just.. Just let it happen.. Resistance is futile.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 08:29

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i’ll take the Lancer!

;)


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 09:05

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> reads title in style of classic riff

TWO BITS!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > TheOnelectronic
03/18/2016 at 12:24

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This is a chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > KatzManDu
03/18/2016 at 12:25

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Duck IS tasty.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Leon711
03/18/2016 at 12:27

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Nah, Rally Chicken definitely has a little chicken beak.

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The wider beak on this duck is definitely a bill.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker
03/18/2016 at 12:29

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I don’t think you want to mess with Chicken’s friends.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
03/18/2016 at 12:34

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That’s a chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader
03/18/2016 at 13:22

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It's odd, where I'm from ducks normally make friends with geese not rabbits. (Also, cannot watch the video at work)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker
03/31/2016 at 04:46

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That’s no duck, nor is that an ordinary rabbit.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > That's gonna leave a mark!
03/31/2016 at 04:47

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I can’t hurt Chicken. :’(


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader
03/31/2016 at 08:18

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